Monday, April 16, 2012

"masters of the universe"

17/30

Legend said only the mighty may handle the sword
and rule Camelot.
We are Arthur with a 3.9 and leadership experience in
only the most prestigious on-campus activities.
Watery bints astound us, confuse us, refuse us
grant us thy sword and let us rule over the land --
eventually, we shall
turn your lake into a toxic waste dump,
pave paradise as it were and just
put up a parking lot.
(you'll have a reserved spot!)

Excalibur an offer letter,
(thou art VP of the round table!)
success is conquered territory of
an uncharted Saks Fifth Avenue.

Tax ye, peasant, because power in inheritable and
don't you know we own the plot you stand on?

Consider the facts, the figures of this handy report we've drawn up.
We are masters of the universe, and we've earned our spot.

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